That's it. Let's just cut through the whole crap cake here and get straight to the
point: what does it take to convince you people? We give and we give, but you just don't seem to get it: The Beatles are incredibly
sexy. Sexier than you make them out to be. So sexy they should be illegal, and rich Beatle smugglers should be selling
their candid shots on the black market. Yeah...that sexy. Frankly, we're tired of playing games with you people.
If you don't start spreading the word soon, people are gonna start mysteriously disappearing. Someone's gonna get hurt...and
it may be you. So protect yourself and the ones you love by letting everyone know THE BEATLES ARE SEXY. Regards.