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If Pictures Could Talk

Ah, if only pictures could talk...what would they say? Some pictures say it all, don't they? Here are just a few...

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[The McCartney Charm]
"Leave me the F*%K alone!"

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      "Man, I gotta stop selling out."

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[The Beatles getting down with their feminine side]
George: Is this hair color working for me?
John: Does this shirt make me look fat?

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Paul: Sorry luv, but I have never heard of that woman in my life...I don't know you, leave me alone! Don't make me come down there, Francie!

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Beatles by day. Playboy-Pimp-Daddies by night.

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"Hosanna Hey Sanna Sanna Sanna Hosanna!"
  [unless you're very hip w/ the '60s, you won't get this joke: Jesus Christ Superstar referance]

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[John gets "cultural" on the Beatles tour to Spain]
John: I'm a Spanican!

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[Paul McCartney selling out? Who saw this coming?]
Paul: This is Paul McCartney of Liverpool and there is nothing I enjoy more after singing "Yesterday" (have I told you the story behind that song? Have I?) than quenching my thirst with a nice can of COKE. Yes, thats COKE, not Pepsi (for Pepsi is the devil, wicked wicked wicked!). If your a Beatles fan, you will LOVE Coke.

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"Were you looking at my bum, were you?! Cheeky monkey!"

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"Were you looking at my, ass? Were you?! Ass-looker!"

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"Hmmm, why IS prostitution illegal? Selling's legal, screwings legal. Why isn't selling screwing legal?!"

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George's Home in Friar Park. How the HELL did the attacker find him?

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"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting my KNICKERS!"

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"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting my p*%&@!"

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"You should have seen me, I was THIS high."

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Paul: "So fellas, don't you think taking a picture of us doing this would make a gear album cover?"

[In reference to "Driving Rain"]

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The Ladies' Man at work.

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"And THAT, my friends, is where babies come from."

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"Oink oink."

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"If a tree falls down in the woods and no one's there to hear it..."

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"Good heavens! What's a 'doggy-style'?"

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"What the h-ll is he talking about?"

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Hands above the sheets, McCartney!

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Hands above the water, Lennon!

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"So Linda, no one else is going to see these pictures, right?"

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Got an itch, George? No, I'm not talking about your neck...

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John and George, enjoying the view?

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"With a face like this, the Beatles are SURE to remember me."

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"It is I, Sir Mac, and I am going to pump [clap] YOU UP!"

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"And that, boys and girls is why we DON'T SMOKE CRACK."

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"Now's your chance...RAPE ME!!!"

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Welcome to George's Shagging Lair. Millions served.

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"Soup or salad?!? These are the decisions that shape our lives!"

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George's Wedding Day. [To photographer]: "How YOU doin'?"